Midnight Releasing will be delivering a director’s cut of writer/director Thomas L. Phillips’ Sanctuary: Quite a Conundrum to the DVD world on July 14.
Tabitha (Erin Cline — Cam Girl, The Housewife Slasher) and Mimi (Sasha Ramos — Sex Drive) are nihilists in every sense of the word. Of privilege, without cares or incentive … butterfly wings are to be plucked, just for fun.
Tabitha and Mimi decide to throw a party! That’s a skill, I guess. With Mimi, who is smokin’ hot, you just have that feeling that if she’s involved — party or no party — things will get properly weird in no time.
Sure enough, after a quickie with a pirate (well, not really a pirate, but just some middle-aged guy with an eye patch), some booze and some “Jesus Bingo,” the pirate returns (naked) and blows his brains out (who’s gonna fish him out of the pool?).
Soon, his distraught wife shows up and is eventually tied to a chair (who did that?) and from that point on things start to get strange … and then stranger!
Sanctuary: Quite A Conundrum is an emotional joyride, in the kinkiest sense, that is blessed with some gut-busting dialog, quirky performances and more twists and turns than a garter snake on a hot stove.
Released last August by Midnight Releasing, this “director’s cut” version provides an even clearer vision of Phillips’ evening of fun (and horror). Bonus features include a gag reel and filmmaker commentary.